Dialect vlog

Ahhh, I never in 300 years thought I would actually do this,

and I don't know what's come over me but figured I should post it

before I chicken out. 

The instructions are to say these words:
Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

And answer these questions:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you use to change the TV channel?

My first Vlog...

and probably my last haha. 

So what do you think, do I have a California accent? I have to say I was really jealous of all of you with southern drawls. I have a British cousin and once Kandi and I asked him what our "accent" sounded like and his honest and innocent answer {in his fantastic British accent} was, "Have you ever seen the movie Clueless?" Haa, greeeat. So we sound like valley girls? Lovely. 

**Pretty sure it's pronounced vlog not v-log**

xo,